10. PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE LOST CROWN – UBISOFT

“Starting off our list is the game that’s been in development so long, historians started to think it was an actual lost artifact.”

9. MARIO KART 8 DELUXE – NINTENDO

“Rolling in at number nine, Mario and friends prove that racing in circles can indeed be endlessly entertaining… or maybe we’re all just dizzy?”

8. MORTAL KOMBAT 11 ULTIMATE – WARNER BROS. INTERACTIVE

“Fatality-ing its way to number eight, this game reminds us that sometimes, the best way to solve conflict is a good ol’ heart-to-heart… literally.”

7. HELLDIVERS II – SONY COMPUTER ENT.

“Marching in at seven, HELLDIVERS II shows us that even in the future, we can’t escape a good bug hunt.”

6. ALONE IN THE DARK – THQ NORDIC

“Creeping up to number six, this game is so dark, players are advised to wear night-vision goggles. Batteries not included.”

5. RISE OF THE RONIN – SONY COMPUTER ENT.

“Slashing into the middle of our list, Rise of the Ronin asks the age-old question: ‘To samurai or not to samurai?’”

4. HOGWARTS LEGACY – WARNER BROS. INTERACTIVE

“At four, Hogwarts Legacy proves that the only thing more challenging than defeating dark wizards is finding a decent parking spot at Diagon Alley.”

3. PRINCESS PEACH: SHOWTIME! – NINTENDO

“Peachy-keen at three, this game finally answers what Princess Peach does in her spare time. Spoiler: It’s not waiting to be rescued.”

2. DRAGON’S DOGMA II – Capcom

“Breathing fire into our runner-up spot, Dragon’s Dogma II shows that dragons are still cool, and no, they don’t all look like your mother-in-law.”

1. EA SPORTS FC 24 – ELECTRONIC ARTS

“And at the top spot, EA SPORTS FC 24, because apparently, the world needed yet another way to argue about football.”

This has been Scotty McJee, bringing you the top 10 games that are currently distracting us from the fact that we should probably be doing something more productive… like inventing a self-cleaning gaming console.