In the world of gaming, where the unexpected becomes the norm and the norm is about as exciting as watching paint dry, we’ve received word that xDefiant is making a comeback. Yes, you heard it right, folks. The game that’s been more elusive than my last Tinder date is rumored to be opening its digital doors once again for a server test session starting April 19.

Now, before you start rearranging your sock drawer to make room for your gaming marathon, let’s take a moment to appreciate the rollercoaster that is xDefiant’s development. It’s been a journey filled with more ups and downs than a politician’s credibility. But fear not, dear gamers, for Tom Henderson, the Nostradamus of gaming leaks, has spoken.

Insider Gaming, the bearer of this great news, suggests that if the stars align and the gaming gods are pleased, the test session could extend to the entire weekend, ending on a high note on Sunday. That’s right, a whole weekend of blissful escapism where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your virtual ammo is stocked up.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. This is xDefiant we’re talking about – a game that’s been delayed more times than my attempts to start a diet. The development has been as smooth as a ride on the London Underground during rush hour. There’s been talk of a “toxic work culture” and a development process that’s been about as transparent as a brick wall.

So, as we approach this alleged test session, let’s manage our expectations. Remember, in the world of xDefiant, promises are as sturdy as a chocolate teapot. But who knows? Maybe this time will be different. Maybe this time we’ll actually get to experience the game that’s been more mysterious than the contents of a kebab at 3 AM.

In conclusion, dear readers, keep your eyes peeled and your controllers charged. The xDefiant server test session is upon us, and if all goes well, we might just get a taste of the action. And if it doesn’t? Well, there’s always the grass to watch. It’s a riveting time to be alive.

Scotty McG signing off.